Last nightt…
Last night, while driving for Uber, I got a call to pick up a woman from over by the fair. About 30 seconds after accepting the ride,…
I Left My Mother-in-Law’s Thanksgiving Dinner after She Threw Out the…
I (27F) am 5 months pregnant. I have pre-existing health issues that I manahe by having a diet with no meat of any sort. This has caused…
Funny – Johnny And Susie
Little Johnny and Susie, each five years old, were playing house. They both decided it was time to get married. So Little Johnny went to Susie’s dad…
Story – Woman…
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come…
A Very Tall Man Walks Into A Bar
A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to…
Best Funny – Husband’s..
Wife Realizes There’s Something Fishy About Her Husband’s Fishing Trip, So She Does Something Brilliant A man phones home to his wife and says, “Honey I have…
A father walks into a bar with his son – Funny
A father walks into a bar with his son and gives him three pennies to play with. Suddenly the boy starts choking. The father realizes the boy…
THAT PERFECT..
PERFECT WIFE Wedding speech from modern girl to her in laws: My dear new family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new house… Firstly I…
A wife sent a message to her husband..
A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.” Husband:…
A Cowboy Rode Into Town
A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was….