A very tall man walks into a bar, and a lady recognizes him as a real Rugby player. They start to talk and eventually go back to his place: They start to kiss, and the man takes off his shirt. On his arm, he has a tattoo that says REEBOK.
“What’s that for?” the lady questions. “Oh, I have this so that when I’m on TV, people will see my tattoo, and Reebok pays me. ”Then the man takes off his trousers, and on his leg, he has a tattoo that says NIKE. ‘What’s that ?’ the lady questions again. Just like the Reebok tattoo, I get paid when this tattoo is seen on TV. ”Then the man drops his underwear and on his pen!s, he has a tattoo that says A*DS. The lady screams: “Don’t tell me you have A*DS! ”The man replies: “No, no…!!! Calm down…!!! It will say ADIDAS in a minute…
