This Woman Was About…

This Woman Was About To Refuse He Maid A Raise, But Then She Said This The maid asked for a raise, and the wife was upset. She asked, “Now, Helen, why do you think you deserve a pay increase?”

Helen: “There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you. “Wife: “Who said that? “Helen: “Your husband.” Wife: “Oh.” Helen: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you. “Wife: “Who said that? “Helen: “Your husband. “Wife: “Oh.”
Wife: “Oh. “Helen: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you. “Wife: “Did my husband say that as well? “Helen: “No, the gardener did. “Wife: “So, how much do you want?”