A husband walks out from the bathroom in the morning bursting with pride with the size of the dump he has just had. “Go and have a look of the size of that turd I have just done” he says to his wife. “No way, I don’t want to look at that, it’s stinks in there”
“Please just go in and have a quick look, it’s a good two pounder” he says. After “Please just go in and have a quick look, it’s a good two pounder” he says. After several minutes of pleading with his wife she agrees to have a look. She dashes in pinching her nose for the smell & runs back out saying “there’s nothing there, you must have flushed it away” “No, no” he says “it’s on the scales”