A man left from work
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending…
I just don’t wanna go to school!
Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son:…
A teacher asked her thrid grade class to name things that..
A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” and that also ate things. The first little boy said, “Alligator.” “Very good…
A dude-up city biker
A dude-up city biker walks into a seedy tavern in the outback of Western Australia. He sits at the bar and notices a grizzled old biker with…
Shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old..
A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him. She…
A guy…
Man Suspects His Wife Of Cheating So He Follows Her. But He Didn’t Expect This. A guy thought his wife was cheating on him. So he waited…
A Wife With..
A WIFE WITH 7TH SENSE A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a…
So Little Johnny’s…
So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she…
A husband…
Husband Starts Being Rude To His Wife And Leaves. She Responds With This. A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey,…
New Funny joke
The game warden asked the boy, “May I see your fishing license please?” “Naw, sir,” replied the boy. “I don’t need none of them there papers. These…
