Funny – A turkey….
A turkey was chatting with a bull. “I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree,” sighed the turkey, “but I haven’t…
Funny – A farmer..
A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the…
Jeenny’s Friend!
Jenny’s friend, Debbie was complaining about a sore throat. So Jenny said. ‘When I have that I always give a blow job to my husband and the…
A wealthy mann walked into a bar
A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to…
An Irishman Walks!
An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him “What brings you to Canada? “The Irishman says…
A Truck Driver – Funny
A TRUCK DRIVER A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of…
A boyy is visiting his..
A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet,…
A blondee decides to try..
A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs…
Everyone…
Everyone asked a 100-year-old man for his health secrets: The old man said: I’ll tell you a secret. I’ve been married for 75 years. Promised my wife…
An eldeerly
An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he…