A lady failed the written and…
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are driving at 100…
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Two womeen met after many years…
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son? “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had…
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Funny – So the new CEO…
So the new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall. The room was…
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Caught in the Act
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man…
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A nun gets into a cab
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies,I have a question to ask…
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The husband store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a…
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LITTLE JOHNNY’S..
LITTLE JOHNNY’S ‘FASCINATION’ !! The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad’s…
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My nephew is 5.Im 33F, A few months ago he asked..
My nephew is 5. Im 33F. A few months ago he asked me “Auntie Franny, are you a grown-up?” I got really quiet, cautiously looked around, put my finger to…
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Two businessmen in the centre of London were sitting down for..
Two businessmen in the centre of London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a few shelves set…
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Closing Sarmon Words…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.”…
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