Best Funny – Car is Full Nuns
A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey,…
POOR PROFESSOR!!
A professor of mathematics sent this fax to his wife…” My dearest wife, you must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs…
A Blonde Arrived For Her First Golf
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do.The blonde did…
Funny – Cowboy story
Cowboy chili, A cowboy walks into a seedy old café in Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring…
A lady failed the written and…
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are…
Two womeen met after many years…
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son? “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate…
Funny – So the new CEO…
So the new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall….
Caught in the Act
A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a…
A nun gets into a cab
A nun gets into a cab and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies,I have a…
The husband store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the…