A man – So funny
A man who worked for the fire department came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the…
Teacher – Funny
Teacher: How old is your father? Kid: He is 6 years. Teacher: What? How is this possible? Kid: He became father only when I was born. (Logic!!…
The Elbow
A Jewish grandmother is giving directions to her grown grandson who is coming to visit with his wife. “You come to the front door of the apartments….
Before Paddy…
Before Paddy goes to war he fits a chastity belt on his wife. He locks it and gives the key to his best friend Fergus. “If I’m…
Little Johnny is always being…
Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighbor- hood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel…
Funny – A 7 year..
A 7 year old & 4 year old are in their bedroom. “You know what” says 7 year old “I think its time we started swearing. When…
A few (Funny)
A few days ago I received a friend request on FB from a young attractive guy about 28 years old… I was curious. I wanted to know…
So funny – A lady..
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she…
So funny – I’ve been…
I’VE BEEN BANNED FROM TRACTOR SUPPLY.. Yesterday I was at my local TSC store buying a large bag of my dog’s food for my loyal livestock guard…
