Three elderly gentlemen were talking about what their grandchildren would be saying about them in fifty years’ time. The first said, “I would like my grandchildren to say ‘He was…

Blueberry Hill (Dirty Joke) A kid walks into a class with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks the teacher asks, “Where have you been?” The boy says, “On top of…

An 18-year-old woman allowed her boyfriend to move into her apartment without telling him that she owned the two-story building and was having the floor below her rented out. When…

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the…

Boy: I’ll pay you 10 bucks to climb up the flagpole. Girl: ok. (climbs the flagpole) Girl: Mommy Mommy a boy paid me 10 bucks to climb the flagpole. Mom:…

On a gentle Sunday morning, the sun casting soft hues of summer, Linda grappled with emotions surrounding her son, Mike’s, estrangement. After abandoning financial responsibilities for his family, Mike distanced…

A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: ” Rome ?…

A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire paycheck.…

Mom: Time to wake up and go to school! Son: No, I don’t wanna go to school today! Mom: But you have to go to school. Son: But, I don’t…

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” and that also ate things. The first little boy said, “Alligator.” “Very good James, that’s a…