The teacher told the class
The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the…
Two are walking along
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! ”The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. “You…
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders
A cowboy walks into a bar and orders a wh*sky. When the bartender delivers the drink, the cowboy asks, “Where is everybody? ”The bartender replies, “They’ve gone to the hanging.…
Told Me I’m Not Her Grandma
In my cozy kitchen, my granddaughter Nina shocked me by claiming I wasn’t her real grandma due to our racial differences. Distraught, I sought resolution with Tina, Nina’s mom, who…
The old lady was standing the cruise ship
The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached…
Woman Skips Work And Almost Gets..
There are things in the world around us that we might consider obvious and other things that might slip our attention. When we miss something that might be obvious to…
Husband and wife sit together
Husband and wife sit together in the kitchen and have breakfast. Out of the blue she hits him with rolling pin. After a few minutes conscious again he asks: ”What…
A blonde car gets a flat tire
A blonde car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car…
A man calls his boss and says can’t come to office today
A man Calls his Boss and says, he can’t come to work today A guy rings his boss and says “Sorry, I can’t come to work today.” The boss asks…
Little Johny (Funny)
Little Boy Catches His Dad Having An Affair. But When He Tells His Mom, This Happens. Little Johnny saw his Daddy’s car passing the playground and going into the woods.…