A Man Who Drank Alot Was Told By His Wife
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went out to a…
My DIL Treats Me like Her Server, So I Decided to Teach Her a Lesson on..
In the wake of her husband Ron’s passing, Lucy sought solace by moving in with her son, Connor, and daughter-in-law, Eve. Initially, Eve took on the role of a caregiver,…
An Attorney Went Into A Bar For Martini
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while…
Best Funny – Car is Full Nuns
A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey, show us yer…
POOR PROFESSOR!!
A professor of mathematics sent this fax to his wife…” My dearest wife, you must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are…
A Blonde Arrived For Her First Golf
A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do.The blonde did so and completely…
Funny – Cowboy story
Cowboy chili, A cowboy walks into a seedy old café in Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a…
A lady failed the written and…
A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are driving at 100…
Two womeen met after many years…
Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son? “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had…
Funny – So the new CEO…
So the new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall. The room was…