Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says “What does a duck…

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a…

A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, “Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It’s been flickering for weeks now. ”He looks…

A man returned from work one night and heads straight to the bedroom and started making love to his wife. When done, he went to the kitchen and got some…

The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying…

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so…

A man is walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. he’d never been with a call girl before. But he…

There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother’s house every weekend. It took him 2 hours and he alway’s made it by there by 2PM.…

My friend asked me, “Why are you getting a divorce?” I responded “My wife wasn’t home the entire night and in the morning she said she spent the night at…

A man trying to get on an overcrowded bus was pushed off by the people inside. There’s no room,’ they said. ‘It’s full up!’ ‘But you must let me on!’…