A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens. Wife: “My hair…

A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz “behind my back I’ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?”…

My daughter just phoned me and the conversation went like this!.. Her: “You know that Gladiator movie that I got you?” Me: “Yeah. “Her: “Wind it forward one hour, 16…

My parents were married for 55 years. One morning, my mom was going downstairs to make dad breakfast, she had a heart attack and fell. My father picked her up…

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what…

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of boots she loves. The husband says, “No chance love, they’re way too expensive. “Later on in bed,…

My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater. Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a ‘night…

Once upon a time, in a world where opulence collided with the injustice of inequality, there lived a young woman named Mary. Her family possessed immense wealth, garnered through generations…

A 15-year-old Little Johnny comes home with a Porsche his parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car? ”He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”…

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake… He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of J*ck D**iels. After sitting there…