He bought for his..
“Last night I bought a sunflower to put on the windshield of someone I’m smitten with. After some consideration I decided not to since we had only been on one…
Parents Tell They’re…
Parents Tell Thier Kids They’re Getting Divorced But What They Do Next Is Hilarious An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to…
She Was Shocked When She…
She Was Shocked When She Overheard Her Son Saying This In His Room. But His Teacher’s Response Is Hysterical. Little Billy was at home doing his math homework. He said…
A Boy and his father in a mall…
A Boy and his father in a mall An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two…
A blonde walks into a bank
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and Needs to…
Very bad news
Gere’s recovery began days ago, with Silva noting that “the worst has already passed.” She assured fans that Gere was “feeling much better,” as were their two young sons who…
Sent a message to..
A wife sent a message to her husband: “Don’t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from the office, and Priscilla says hi to you.” Husband: Who is Priscilla?…
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU..
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WEAR !! A man and woman drive to the store, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife…
A Man Who was..
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went out to a…
And She Knows How To..
In class one day, Ms. Thompson pulled Jimmy over to her desk after a test, and said, “Jimmy, I have a feeling that you have been cheating on your tests.…