Little Johnny is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says “What does a duck say, Johnny? ”He says “Quack quack Mummy. ”His Mum says “Very good Johnny, that’s right. ”She says “What does a dog say? ”He says “Woof woof Mummy.”
She says “Very good. ”She says “What does a cat say? ”He says “Meow meow Mummy. ”She says “Yes that’s right. ”Little Johnny says “Let Daddy have a go. ”His dad says “OK Johnny, what does a cow say? ”The little Johnny looks confused and his Dad says, “Come on Johnny you know what a cow says. ”Little Johnny says “Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you were talking to Uncle John about, that said you couldn’t go to the Stag show with him?”
