An 83 year old british gentleman arrived in Paris by plane. As he was fumbling in his bag for his passport a stern French lady asked if…

An old man crashed his car into a very expensive automobile. The owner of the expensive automobile jumps out and confronts the old man and says “Give…

Seamus the farmer had a nagging wife. She made his life miserable. The only real peace he got was when he was out in the field ploughing….

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher. Just before the school year started, he injured his back. He…

Little Johnny was a lazy student and was failing Math badly. His parents had enough of this, so they pulled him out of regular school and enrolled…

Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot…

Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids….

When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight. He then blindfolded me and…