The husband store
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the…
LITTLE JOHNNY’S..
LITTLE JOHNNY’S ‘FASCINATION’ !! The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went…
My nephew is 5.Im 33F, A few months ago he asked..
My nephew is 5. Im 33F. A few months ago he asked me “Auntie Franny, are you a grown-up?” I got really quiet, cautiously looked around, put…
Two businessmen in the centre of London were sitting down for..
Two businessmen in the centre of London were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn’t ready, with only a…
Closing Sarmon Words…
A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it…
Funny – A Little girl complained to her father,
A little girl complained to her father, “Daddy, I wish I had a little sister!” Trying to be funny, her father joked, “But honey, you already have…
The tèènāge granddaughter…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through top on. Her grandmother just has a fit, telling her not to dare go out like…
Finally.. The blonde joke to end !!
FINALLY…THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES! A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by…
The teacher told the class
The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come…
Two are walking along
Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, “What a beautiful night. Look at that moon! ”The other drunk stops and looks at his…