Funny joke – I was in..
Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?” Me: “John” Homeless man: “So Johnny,…
Funny – Cöp on horse…
Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, “Did Santa get you that?” “Yes,” replies the little girl. “Well tell him to put a reflector light…
Three Brothers Get..
The first one married a woman from Minneapolis, and said to her: “When I get back from work, I want the house to be clean and tidy.”…
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WEAR !! (FUNNY STORY)
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WEAR !! A man and woman drive to the store, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man…
A wise old gentleman retired and..
A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and…
Funny – My daughter just…
My daughter just walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window,…
A pirate walked into a bar and the..
A pirate walked into a bar and the bartender said: ‘Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible. ‘What do you mean?’…
An old lady is speeding down a highway
An old lady is speeding down a highway, when she spots a police officer with a speed gun. The officer signals for her to pull over, and…
When a Photographer came to take photos of 100 year Old Twins
Sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” said the…
A Man Who Drank Alot Was Told By His Wife
A man who drank alot was told by his wife “If you ever come home drunk again, I’m going to leave you”. Regardless, that night he went…