Bartender and Surprise I went into a bar and said to the bartender, “Surprise me… So he showed me a naked picture of “my wife.

A WET SUIT man was marooned on a desert island. One day a beautiful woman arrives in a wet suit. ‘When did you last have a smoke?’…

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her…

The teacher asked the kids what they wanted to be when they grew up…Little Johnny: “I wanna be a billionaire, go to expensive clubs, find a bitch…

A chicken walks into a library and up to the desk. “Buk”, says the chicken. So the librarian gives him a book. The chicken leaves with the…

A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming…

A Woman, who had lately lost her husband, used to go every day to his grave and lament her loss. A Farmer, who was engaged in ploughing…

A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: “I am blind, please…

Memory test of old man Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. The doctor says to the first man, “What is three times…