Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: “Alright sir whats your name?” Me: “John” Homeless man: “So Johnny, there is black…

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Sisters to sit on the sofa. The deaf sister said to her twin “WHAT DID HE SAY?” “WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!” said the other. “Now get…