An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a scruffy-looking old drunk who kept mumbling and studying something in his hand. He leaned closer while…

A car full of Irish nuns sitting at a traffic light in downtown Dublin, when a bunch of rowdy drunks pull up along side of them. “Hey, show us yer…

A professor of mathematics sent this fax to his wife…” My dearest wife, you must realize that you are 54 years old and I have certain needs which you are…

A blonde arrived for her first golf lesson and the pro asked her to take a swing at a ball to see how she’d do.The blonde did so and completely…

Cowboy chili, A cowboy walks into a seedy old café in Wyoming. He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded staring blankly at a…

A lady failed the written driving test 4 times. At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass. But the test had the same question, “You are driving at 100…

Two women friends met after many years. “Tell me”, said one, “What happened to your son? “My son, the poor lad!” sighed the mother. “What an unfortunate marriage he had…

So the new CEO decides it’s time to rid the company of slackers. On a tour of the facilities, he notices a guy leaning against a wall. The room was…

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It’s after midnight. While en route home he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man…