His friends to him at coffee: “We adore your family life, you’ve got a great life with your wife and kids. You don’t make her say things twice Tell us…

A woman had been dating her boyfriend for a few months when she noticed a theme every time they went out to eat. After a while, she became tired of…

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making…

A blonde and a brunette were watching the news and they had someone on who was about to jump off a building. The brunette says “I bet u he will…

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, ‘Dad, how many Kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, ‘Well, son, there are three kinds…

Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret…

Eleven people were hanging on a rope under a helicopter — ten men and one woman. The rope wasn’t strong enough to carry them all, so they decided that one…

During a family dinner, a slender woman with a voracious appetite received criticism and reprimands from her mother-in-law for overindulging in food. The woman refused to pay the full tab…

Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, “Boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on…