A farmer decided he wanted to go into town to see a movie. As he was standing in line for a ticket, the ticket agent says to him. “Sir, what’s…

Little boy sitting on his step eating candy just as fast as he could unwrap it. A man passing by saw what he was doing. He said all that candy…

Hello? Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy. Shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, daddy say but honey you…

My wife and I got stuck in an elevator and when we got home, we told the story to our kids. They just looked at us and said. “Soooo….. …did…

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how…

A husband had just finished reading a new book entitled, “You Can Be The Man Of Your House.” He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, “From now…

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the…

A man brings his best buddy home for dinner…unannounced at 7:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens. Wife: “My hair…

A Young beautiful teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz “behind my back I’ve got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?”…