A farmer drove to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door. “Is your dad or mom home?” said the farmer. “No, they…

Jenny’s friend, Debbie was complaining about a sore throat. So Jenny said. ‘When I have that I always give a blow job to my husband and the next day I’m…

A wealthy man walked into a bar in Miami. As soon as he entered, he noticed an old woman, sitting in one corner. He walked over to the counter, removed…

An Irishman walks into a bar in Toronto and orders a drink. The bartender, noticing his accent, asks him “What brings you to Canada? “The Irishman says “Well, I was…

A TRUCK DRIVER A truck driver stopped at a roadside diner one day to grab some lunch. He ordered a cheeseburger, a coffee and a slice of apple pie. Just…

A boy is visiting his girlfriend’s home for the first time. He’s looking for a drinking glass when he notices a row of cups in the cabinet, each of them…

A blonde decides to try horseback riding even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It…

Everyone asked a 100-year-old man for his health secrets: The old man said: I’ll tell you a secret. I’ve been married for 75 years. Promised my wife when we got…

An elderly man was on the operating table awaiting surgery to be performed by his son, a renowned surgeon. Just before they would put him under, he asked to speak…